Ntl

What a fucking useless waste of space they are, even if you manage to get them to come and install themselves upon in tv, phone or internet form (not an easy task, they give you about an 8 hour window and its touch and go as to whether they'll turn up anyway)
So you've got your telly channels, your phone line or your internet, problem over right?
Fuck No!! If they're not pissing up your tv watching pleasure with every kind of fault imaginable then they're cutting your internet off unexpectantly! And why must we suffer this? Because it's cheap so apparantly you can't really complain (pay peanuts and you get elephants?? or some phrase like that).
Lucky for them they're too retarded to even get my address right to send me any kind of bill which leaves me with nothing to go and shove up their arses!