Cows

No Not the place on the Isle of Wight, actual cows. It's been quite well documented (meaning it's well known) my dislike of cows which to this day no-one takes seriously but they do fit into the pattern of things that i don't like because they're unpredictable (Babies, Clowns, Street Performers) and Cows ARE suspicious, if you saw someone acting how cows do wouldn't you be suspicious of them?? Exactly, of course you would. Well cows, you may have fooled everyone else but i'm never going to trust you and your suspicious ways (I'm sure they have some kind of cow telepathy too) and until you've got the whole world fooled you can stay in your sodding shitty fields being suspicious and get turned into burgers before you get too fucking clever!